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It used to be that being mean
And spewing hate and bile
Was never justified
It used to be that being nasty
Brutal cruel and vile
Was social suicide
But today the tide has turned
And it’s OK to be a turd
Yep today the tide has turned
And you’ll be glad to learn that
It’s cool to be a nazi now
It’s cool to be a nazi now
It’s cool to be a hateful dick
It’s cool to be a nazi piece of shit
It used to be that rape and plunder
Pillage and destruction
Were pretty much maligned
It used to be that killing Jews
And killing gays and gypsies
Was commiting genocide
But today the tide has turned
And it’s OK to be a merde
Yep today the tide has turned
And you’ll be glad to learn that
It’s cool to be a nazi now
It’s cool to be a nazi now
It’s cool to be a vicious prick
It’s cool to be a nazi piece of shit
I may be old fashioned
But nazis make me mad
I may be behind the times
But I’ll be really glad when
It’s OK to be nice again
It’s OK to be kind again
It’s OK to feel love again
And it’s cool to punch a
nazi in the face again
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2. |
Spider in a box
03:14
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3. |
Spiral
03:53
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Perfect scenery for a moody selfie
Duck face showcase smug little fuck face
Clic clic dick pic pornographic fan fic
Send nudes flash boobs shave off all your pubes
Hobnob blow job heartthrob nose job
Lipstick tulips lasik new lips
Sunblock headlock botox gridlock
Nip nip chip chip facelift shape shift
Masking breaks my Face ID
I’m so pretty look at me
Jesus loves my SUV
I’m a tycoon wannabe
FaceTime SexTime playtime in the daytime
Classy flashy sassy trashy
Sweet talk street talk tik tok moonwalk
Mix tape beefcake how to stay in perfect shape
Superman game plan suntan in a spray can
Cheez whiz squeezes reesse’s pieces
Diet yogurt dripping on the astroturf
Fish stick oil slick Covid epidemic
“Humanity is locked in a spiral of self-destruction, says UN chief”
[bis]
Climate change emergency
Business opportunity
Jesus loves my NFT
I’m mining cryptocurrency
Pretty rad badass pretty chad tight abs
Six pack big rack fast track greenback
Don’t slack don’t snack don’t be a sad sack
Eyelash hot flash big splash hard cash
Work hard twerk hard jerk hard squirt hard
Work out chill out figure out the perfect pout
Heat death cheat death cool fresh minty breath
Death wish fetish perish with a flourish
“Humanity is locked in a spiral of self-destruction, says UN chief”
[bis]
Spiral spiral let’s go viral UN UN UN me
Viral viral let’s go spiral UN me
Fuck biodiversity
Creepy crawlies frighten me
Jesus loves my DDT
It’s good for the economy
Bugs and bird shit on my screen
Gimme more anthropocene
Jesus loves my gasoline
Super humans reign supreme
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4. |
What would you say?
02:55
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What would you say?
Is this the way?
Would you be wowed?
Would you be proud?
Would you be sad?
Would you be glad?
Would you be bored?
Would you be floored?
Would you be moved?
Would you be bruised?
Would you be pleased?
Would you be peeved?
Would you be soothed?
Would you be wooed?
Would you be numb?
Would you succumb?
I wrote this song
Now that you’re gone
And I can pretend
That you cared
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5. |
I Remember
03:15
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I remember
When we could agree to disagree
I remember
The days of common decency
We’d argue with each other
But then we’d let each other be
I remember
When we could agree to disagree
I remember
But maybe it’s a made up memory
I know I didn’t hate you
But maybe you detested me
I don’t mind your lunacy
I don’t mind your idiosyncrasies
It doesn’t get my goat
Whatever floats your boat
But I really wish you’d do the same for me
Let me be my weird and quirky me
No skin off your back
If I’m off the beaten track
I remember
When we could agree to disagree
I remember
The days of common courtesy
We’d contradict each other
And then we’d let each other be
I remember
When we could agree to disagree
I remember
But maybe it’s a stupid fantasy
I wasn’t out to hurt you
But maybe you were out to
Beat the living daylights out of me
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6. |
Padded Cell
03:40
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Let me in
Let me have it
Turn on the faucet
Let me in
Let me at it
Open up the floodgates
Let me gawk
Let me stalk
FOMO in slow mo
Let me grasp
Let me gasp
I wanna know more
Let my indignation loose
Let my indignation spew
Let my indignation grow
Let my indignation flow
Let it all out
Then curl up on the couch
With a hot cup of cocoa
Binge a show
Everybody’s dissing
I can’t believe they’re kissing
So loco
In the oh so comfy
Padded cell
Draining all the fury
In the oh so comfy
Padded cell
Containing all the noise
Of boys being boys
Let it all out
Then curl up on the bed
With a large glass of Bordeaux
Binge a show
Everybody’s trashing
I‘ll join in on the bashing
Tomorrow
In the padded cell
Absorbing all the rage
Barely a rumble
In the outside world
Barely a mumble
Business as usual
IRL
Gotta stay in line
From nine to five
Keep my head down
Knuckle under
Gotta tow the line
From nine to five
Go with the flow
Try not to blunder
Can’t wait to retire
To my padded womb
To suckle my thumb
In the doom and gloom
Can’t wait to retire
To my padded room
To watch a thousand
Nazis bloom
Can’t wait to get back
To my padded cell
To my posse to my pack
To give em hell
Can’t wait to return
To my padded cell
To make my massive
Ego swell
Let it all out
Then curl up on the sofa
Smoking weed or tobacco
Binge a show
Everybody’s watching
Imagine you’re the dashing
Superhero
The revolution
Will be funneled
To my padded cell
The revolution will be
Sucked down the well
Of my padded cell
The revolution
Will be virtualized
In my padded cell
The revolution
Will be neutralized
In my padded cell
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7. |
Can’t Wait
03:34
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Every soul has been bared
Every meme has be shared
Every mike has been dropped
Every bee has been bopped
Every door has been closed
Every pose has been posed
Every fight has been fought
Every bit has been bought
But I can’t wait to be in your arms again
To stare at the ceiling
Heaving and reeling
But I can’t wait to be in your arms again
And look into your beautiful eyes
Every tale has been told
Every song has been sold
Every troll has been trolled
Every rick has been rolled
Every thought has been thought
Every catch has been caught
Every seed has been sowed
Every blade has been mowed
But I can’t wait to be in your arms again
To stare at the skies
Breathless and careless
But I can’t wait to be in your arms again
And look into your beautiful eyes
You know I’m striving to live the life I wish we had
To do no evil, do no harm
Refusing to vie, refusing to adapt
In my sheltered and secluded funny farm
Every tune has been hummed
Every string has been strummed
Every test has been tried
Every A has been I’d
Every mug has been phished
Every bug has been squished
Every dime has been snatched
Every hole has been patched
Every word has been hushed
Every dream has been crushed
Every hope has been dashed
Every mish has been mashed
Every tree has been logged
Every cat has been dogged
Every itch has been scratched
Every miss has been matched
But I don’t care cause I’m in your arms again
Gazing at the stars
Giddy and sticky
But I don’t care cause I’m in your arms again
Dazzled by your beautiful eyes
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8. |
About Time
03:05
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Time ain’t money
Money buys you time
The rich outsource the drudgery
And idle on by
I don’t want their money
I don’t want their trophy wives
I want the ultimate luxury
Time
Time to do some digging
Time to do some singing
Time to spare
Time to snooze
Time to do some thinking
Time to do some loving
Time to share
Time to lose
Money ain’t freedom
Freedom is time
The wealthy buy up everything
They buy up our lives
I don’t want their money
I don’t want their fancy wines
I want to reclaim my freedom
Time
Time to take it easy
Time to keep it breezy
To unwind
To take my time
Time to do some napping
Time to do nothing
To the beat of the seasons
And the sun up in the sky
Time is of the essence
We’re running out of time
So why the rush
To cross the finish line
Time is of the essence
So if you’re serving time
It’ll be game over
In the blink of an eye
If money buys happiness
That happiness is time
The vampire wealthy
Suck your happiness dry
I don’t want their money
I don’t want their snazzy ride
I just want to be happy all the
Time
So save your sanity
Save your mind
And the planet while you’re at it
Fuck the grind
Smash down on the brakes
Smash the watches and the clocks
Seize the means of idleness / Be radically idle
And bring the system to a stop / to a screeching halt
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9. |
Pushing It
03:37
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Grow the fuck up they say
You’re such a fucking child
Acting silly
So undignified
Grow the fuck up they say
You’re such a fucking child
Pushing sixty
Always asking why
How big is the universe
How small is a quark
What do spiders and squid
Like to do for a lark
What’s their favorite color
What’s their favorite sound
What do they dance to
When no one’s around
Stop acting silly
So undignified
Pushing twenty
Always asking why
Stop asking questions
Never satisfied
Pushing thirty
Always asking why
Why do people think
With other people’s brains
Why do they accept
To live a life of pain
Why don’t they rebel
Why don’t they stick it to the man
Why are they beset
By such a short attention-span
Why don’t they write melodies
Draw pictures of their dogs
Imagine endless stories
Like they did when they were tots
Why do they obey
Such dull and boring gods
Why do they fall pray
To the dumbest demagogues
Stop acting silly
So juvenile
Pushing forty
Always asking why
Stop asking questions
Never satisfied
Pushing fifty
Always asking why
Why aren’t we all jesters
Troubadours and clowns
Why the polyester
Why the constant frowns
Why the resignation
Why the doom and gloom
Why so little whimsy
All you adults in the room
Stop acting silly
So infantile
Pushing sixty
Always asking why
Stop asking questions
Never satisfied
Such a baby
Yes but still
alive
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10. |
Unreal
03:12
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What is real
What is fake
Does reality exist
Outside my head
What is true
What is false
If I have to choose
I just go on impulse
If there’s the tiniest doubt
You know I’ll just shut it out
I’ll just scream and shout
So I can drown it out
I can’t stand uncertainty
I can’t stand ambiguity
I want unavoidability
I just want to party
Possible equals probable
Probable equals certain
Certain is predictable
Predictable is soothing
What are facts
What is reality
Leave me alone
I’ll make up my own
What is rational
What is magical
The former the latter
Why does it matter
Nuzzled in my comfortable
Reality bubble
I feel invulnerable
I feel untouchable
I couldn’t care less
If society crumbles
If it burns to a crisp
If it all turns to rubble
Relevance is irrelevant
Coincidence is no coincidence
Pertinence is impertinent
Significance is insignificant
What is science
What is proof
Big fucking deal
I know what I feel
What is plausible
What is credible
If it sounds right to me
That’s how it’s gotta be
Nothing equals nothing
Everything equals everything
Nothing equals everything
Everything equals nothing
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